Telebronesis

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

Telebronesis by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

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telephonesis

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

telephonesis by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

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Telebronesis • telephonesis • telepornesis

telepornesis

Teleporting objects with your mind. This word originated from my wife. She said she wished she could teleport us home with her mind.

I want to use my telepornesis to avoid my drive to the store.

telepornesis by L&A2017 March 20, 2021

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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