telecarb

the carbs that you burn talking on the phone

*ring* ring* "hello?" "hey, i'm just calling you to burn some telecarbs"

by connor & kristy October 16, 2008

Telecrabscisty

A strong feeling of hatred to anyone who uses the words “ah funny” in a sentence.

Sandra shut the fuck up, you give me Telecrabscisty

by Fencewall the third December 9, 2022