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teke teke 

A Yokai spirit of a woman (sometimes a man) who is missing their lower half, The name "Teke Teke" comes from the sound of their lower half dragging across the ground. Not seeming it as they walk on their hands or elbows, the Teke Teke is extremely fast. The way Teke Teke acts is by chopping a person in half just as them.
Person: I heard weird noises last night, like dragging noises
Person 2: Maybe it was a Teke Teke hunting for a lower half
teke teke by OverOppai69 October 29, 2017

Taking a Teke 

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...
Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...
Maori word for: Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, etc.
Stink teke!!! Tight Teke!!! Sweet teke!!! Tasty Teke!!!
teke by MzThang87 June 10, 2006
The best fucking fraternity in the whole fucking world!
Tau Kappa Epsilon is redefining fraternity
teke by stretch October 26, 2004

White Teke 

Sweet tea and white wine with tequlia mixed in with extra suger for a sweet taste.
i had a white teke it was B.A
White Teke by patrick6948 September 8, 2010
close those teke flaps
teke by freya June 10, 2006
teke by bruiser June 10, 2006
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