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You stupid TEWPOND, you ate my cookies!
tewpond by fepowfl;fd November 9, 2020
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tefwp • tewpond • tewp • tewped • TFWP
Exclamation of ones being busy.
Standing for example
"I'm busy... BITCH!"

Used either by itself or in scentance.
In scentance:
'I said tewp!'
"I said I'm busy... BITCH!!"

Alone:
eg.1
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: (Auto-response): tewp! || "I'm busy... BITCH!"

eg.2
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: tewp. || "I'm busy... BITCH!"
tewp by [Ari]Ryuukihei February 20, 2005
Short for "two-pieced". Getting meleed, then shotgunned. Only relevant in the context of the videogame "Gears of War" on Xbox 360.
Get tewped you junk ass noob.
tewped by Nader H. May 10, 2008
Shut up you annoying TEWPOND
tewpond by fepowfl;fd November 9, 2020
Just for the record, I don't "celebrate" ANY holiday. I haven't since I quit drinking on Oct. 20th, 2014. Alcohol was what made holidays fun and meaningful. Without it, they're just another day to me. No disrespect though to America. She and I done been tight, son.

TFWP: She and I have been close for a very long time.
TFWP by JustCallMeV July 3, 2025
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