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You stupid TEWPOND, you ate my cookies!
tewpond by fepowfl;fd November 9, 2020
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Exclamation of ones being busy.
Standing for example
"I'm busy... BITCH!"

Used either by itself or in scentance.
In scentance:
'I said tewp!'
"I said I'm busy... BITCH!!"

Alone:
eg.1
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: (Auto-response): tewp! || "I'm busy... BITCH!"

eg.2
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: tewp. || "I'm busy... BITCH!"
tewp by [Ari]Ryuukihei February 20, 2005
Short for "two-pieced". Getting meleed, then shotgunned. Only relevant in the context of the videogame "Gears of War" on Xbox 360.
Get tewped you junk ass noob.
tewped by Nader H. May 10, 2008
Shut up you annoying TEWPOND
tewpond by fepowfl;fd November 9, 2020
Just for the record, I don't "celebrate" ANY holiday. I haven't since I quit drinking on Oct. 20th, 2014. Alcohol was what made holidays fun and meaningful. Without it, they're just another day to me. No disrespect though to America. She and I done been tight, son.

TFWP: She and I have been close for a very long time.
TFWP by JustCallMeV July 3, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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