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teetalees 

Fun playful word for tits! (You have to say it with a high pitch voice.)
Girl: Don't you dare touch my teetalees or you will be smacked!
teetalees by veldkama July 16, 2014
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tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.
The tits of a flat chested girl, most often refered to as the "mosquito bite"
due, check out her chest, shes got fucking teetles
Teetles by Drunken Kareoke Master January 26, 2007

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm
After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees
testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

teetleslapper 

a young girl who never hesitates to bring sexual teetles from their many hiding places
Amy is a professional teetleslapper. We fear her.
teetleslapper by Emily O. November 11, 2008

me teetees!

beavis sez this on the do america movie cause it says it on the side of a bus
heh heh ME TEETEES!!
n. teeh-teeh-z.

A cuter way of saying titties!... and a less gross way.

Yay! Boobs for everyone!

Guy 1: "YO! BITCH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GODDAMMIT, PICK UP YOUR DOG'S FRIGGEN POO!"

Guy 2: "Uh, excuse me. Calm yo teetees!

Guy 1: "Alright."
Teetees by poopy bunghole March 25, 2009
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