teenie weenie
teenie weenie by quke June 2, 2021
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teenie weenie
You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.
teenie weenie by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011
teenie-weenie
Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
teenie-weenie by JAManCode October 2, 2010
teenie weenie syndrome
the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)
teenie weenie syndrome by Keith June 22, 2004
Teenie Weenie Peenie
Teenie Weenie Peenie by kath__ January 23, 2007
teenie weenie sceenie
Absolute Knob heads
They swarm around your local town centre
In brightly coloured "rave" clothing.
They all have black backcombed hair
And get drunk off half a wkd.
They steal cigarettes even though they dont smoke
and if they do. They never inhale.
They think they look amazing
And become cocky in groups
They dont consider themselves emo.
No, they are worse than that.
And none of them realise their boyfriends are gay.
They swarm around your local town centre
In brightly coloured "rave" clothing.
They all have black backcombed hair
And get drunk off half a wkd.
They steal cigarettes even though they dont smoke
and if they do. They never inhale.
They think they look amazing
And become cocky in groups
They dont consider themselves emo.
No, they are worse than that.
And none of them realise their boyfriends are gay.
teenie weenie sceenie by Indie_Cindy123 July 21, 2007
Teenie weenie issues
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
Teenie weenie issues by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
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