teenie-weenie

An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."

by JAManCode October 2, 2010

teenie weenie

small shlong

“wow joey bierly has a teenie weenie”

by quke June 2, 2021

teenie weenie

What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.

by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 23, 2007

teenie weenie sceenie

Absolute Knob heads
They swarm around your local town centre
In brightly coloured "rave" clothing.
They all have black backcombed hair
And get drunk off half a wkd.
They steal cigarettes even though they dont smoke
and if they do. They never inhale.
They think they look amazing
And become cocky in groups
They dont consider themselves emo.
No, they are worse than that.
And none of them realise their boyfriends are gay.

1) Look at all them teenie weenie sceenies "drunk" again.

by Indie_Cindy123 July 21, 2007

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022