teddy pecker 

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

teddy pecker by Broan November 12, 2007

Teddy Picker 

Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.

Arctic Monkeys: Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker!
Random dumbass: Huh!??!?!

Teddy Picker by BeautyOnFyre September 30, 2007

Teddy picker

1. A claw machine

2. Someone who is a try hard and goes to extreme lengths for fame

3. Song by arctic monkeys

1. Mom may I have a coin for the teddy picker?

2. Bro he such a teddy picker he went cliff diving to get on the news

3. My favorite song by arctic monkeys is teddy picker!

Teddy picker by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026

teddypicker 

an arctic monkeys song also slang for pedo

"look at that guy staring at those kids"

"omg hes such a teddypicker"

teddypicker by alexi1234 September 28, 2008