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Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.
Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."
Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technocidal 

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment
"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"
technocidal by oojamaflip December 4, 2013

technoligarchy 

The few powerful companies that control how the general public uses technology due to their near monopoly on the market that produces it.
I had to get all new cords for my phone this time- fuck the technoligarchy!
technoligarchy by bumblebex March 30, 2022

technolodgy 

This would be the technology you would find in a lodge facility but more lodgy then techy, thus "Technolodgy". this definition is required to win arguments when dealing with individuals named Ermin.
"What is TECHNOLODGY" – like tech in lodge???
technolodgy by TannerdX June 29, 2022

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026