Technical Virgin 

A supposed "loophole" way for Christian girls to have anal and oral sex but remain "pure" and still call themselves a "virgin". Ridiculous and hypocritical, some girls who are only technically virgins themselves look down on other girls who have vaginal sex before marriage, even though they have let a guy put his penis in their ass.

"My friend Christian is a technical virgin, she only lets guys put it in two out of three of her possible holes."

"Your friend is an idiot; if a penis touches your naked body, you aren't pure anymore."

Technical Virgin by GirlCat47 May 15, 2010

technical virgin 

A technical virgin is a girl who has been fucked up her ass, but not in her poon-tang, leaving them technically a virgin still.

Billy really wants to have sex with me, but I want to stay a virgin until Im married. Losing your virginity before then is against my religion, so Ill let him fuck me in the ass and Ill still be a technical virgin. Its what I always do.

technical virgin by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

Technical Virgin 

A man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of sexual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise sexually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or buttocks.

Dude: I totally got my rocks off with Stacy last night.

Girl: But isn't Stacy a virgin?

Dude: Correction, she's a Technical Virgin, she's been giving blowjobs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my ass when i was done.

Technical Virgin by thebiglebowski007 October 23, 2011

technical virgin 

When a girl has been told all her life by her friends and family that sex is bad and unnatural... and she has a boyfriend who wants sex... she usually takes the easy way out by doing everything except the actual act. This usually means the said boyfriends penis will go in her hands, up her ass, and in her mouth, anything to get the boy to pleasure her back. All women are weak. They know they cant call themselves virgins, so they go by this term, always using that little loophole to get the pleasure they desire.

Stacy calls herself a technical virgin.
...Stacy is a whore.

technical virgin by MichaelTheAwesome February 17, 2006

technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

technical virgin by bitchuck November 20, 2025

technically i'm a virgin 

Female that looks and acts to innocent to have sex. though has had sex in a water bed, in a car, in the shower and on a spill way. But hey "technically I'm a virgin."

The girls who looks innocent, but has had sex more than you, "technically I'm a virgin"

technically i'm a virgin by Tighnit March 4, 2014