Tebowist 

A follower of the religion of Tebowism. These people are not only idiots, but damned for eternity for following a false prophet. These followers are mortal enemies of Stephen A. Smith.

Facebook status regarding Religion: Tebowist

Skip Bayless is a Tebowist.

Tebowist by KyleOrton January 2, 2012

Tebowism

Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).

Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....

Tebowism by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012

tebowism

The act of worshiping Tim Tebow as a prophet of God.

Those people must follow tebowism, and go to the Church of Tebow because he talks about him so much

tebowism by arabkoolaid November 30, 2011

tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

tim tebowism by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

Tebowism by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020