Tebowism

Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).

Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....

Tebowism by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012

tebowism

The act of worshiping Tim Tebow as a prophet of God.

Those people must follow tebowism, and go to the Church of Tebow because he talks about him so much

tebowism by arabkoolaid November 30, 2011

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

Tebowism by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

tim tebowism by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

Tebowist 

A follower of the religion of Tebowism. These people are not only idiots, but damned for eternity for following a false prophet. These followers are mortal enemies of Stephen A. Smith.

Facebook status regarding Religion: Tebowist

Skip Bayless is a Tebowist.

Tebowist by KyleOrton January 2, 2012

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005