teaspoon in a trap house

Swelteringly hot.

Hotter than hell.

Stupid hot.

That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.

Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.

Tommy, get up and hit the fan on, it's hotter than a teaspoon in a trap house in here!

by lillith665 July 30, 2023