Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"
Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
by johnniewalker2284 May 15, 2011
When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.
by PinkSheetTrrader March 09, 2007
It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.
by Red Face November 09, 2007
n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
by panthaman77 April 15, 2011
while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
by Matt April 10, 2004
whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
by aaron and kristy November 10, 2008
To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
by hologrammar May 13, 2011