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tea kramer

A girl whose high school nickname was "The Triangle" and whose boyfriend often offers himself to other girls because he does not respect her what so ever. Because of that, she is usually cranky and self-conscious, which can be fatal in combination with her mental disorder.
- Does that boy over there have a girlfriend?
- I think he does, but his girlfriend is one of those tea kramers, so you just go ahead!

-Omg, look at that girl standing there, what's wrong with her body?
- Yeah, she really does look like a triangle with that big head, wide shoulders and skinny legs!
tea kramer by tea_kr April 25, 2010
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tea kramer

often refers to a mentally unstable person known for his/her outbursts of petty and worth-loathing violence. Without much success in life such individuals will try to establish themselves as beautiful or stylish. They,however,resemble a horse in most cases and cause embarrassment as one doesn't know whether to feed them a carrot and stroke their mane or not.
Dude1: Wow! Look at that horse go mental.
Dude2: Yeah,he's pulling a tea kramer.
tea kramer by missoctober April 25, 2010
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