TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!
TC: "Man this is too easy."
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!
TC: "Man this is too easy."
by classikjane March 9, 2015