taxanoid
The billionaire, Mr. C. Thornton Hollingsworth, III, and the independent plumber who services his mansion have something in common: they're taxanoids.
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Taranoid
Worst case of paranoia.
Taranoia always induces the gag reflex and is brought on by generalized anxiety. Shared characteristics of paranoia and Taranoia include delusions of persecutions that result in sabotaged personal relationships. People who are Taranoid often feel like every action and thought is a failed attempt at life so they want to kill themselves in a purposeful accident making it seem like they are suicidal individuals, even though they aren't suicidal...they just say they are so they can get a "get out of jail for free" card.
Taranoia always induces the gag reflex and is brought on by generalized anxiety. Shared characteristics of paranoia and Taranoia include delusions of persecutions that result in sabotaged personal relationships. People who are Taranoid often feel like every action and thought is a failed attempt at life so they want to kill themselves in a purposeful accident making it seem like they are suicidal individuals, even though they aren't suicidal...they just say they are so they can get a "get out of jail for free" card.
Person1: I don't know about you, but this place makes me want to hang myself. I have the worst feeling in my whole body and I need to throw up.
Person2: Sounds like you are Taranoid!
Person2: Sounds like you are Taranoid!
Taranoid by ihatetaramore May 16, 2013
taxanoia
Statistically, small business owners are prone to taxanoia.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable