Taranoid

Worst case of paranoia.

Taranoia always induces the gag reflex and is brought on by generalized anxiety. Shared characteristics of paranoia and Taranoia include delusions of persecutions that result in sabotaged personal relationships. People who are Taranoid often feel like every action and thought is a failed attempt at life so they want to kill themselves in a purposeful accident making it seem like they are suicidal individuals, even though they aren't suicidal...they just say they are so they can get a "get out of jail for free" card.

Person1: I don't know about you, but this place makes me want to hang myself. I have the worst feeling in my whole body and I need to throw up.
Person2: Sounds like you are Taranoid!

Taranoid by ihatetaramore May 16, 2013

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taxanoid

(n.): A person who perceives any tax as being unjustly directed at them, personally and unjustly.

The billionaire, Mr. C. Thornton Hollingsworth, III, and the independent plumber who services his mansion have something in common: they're taxanoids.

taxanoid by BMorris June 22, 2011

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Tranoid

He’s a bad lil bihh and he’s snipped like a barbie. He’s sadly infatuated with Cardi B and always trying to come for peoples necks. Luckily it don’t take much to eat his ass up :)

Person 1: Who’s that boy with the rainbow hair obsessed with Dl’s

Person 2: Oh babes that ain’t nobody but Tranoid

Tranoid by alissa592 November 20, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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