Taranoid 

Worst case of paranoia.

Taranoia always induces the gag reflex and is brought on by generalized anxiety. Shared characteristics of paranoia and Taranoia include delusions of persecutions that result in sabotaged personal relationships. People who are Taranoid often feel like every action and thought is a failed attempt at life so they want to kill themselves in a purposeful accident making it seem like they are suicidal individuals, even though they aren't suicidal...they just say they are so they can get a "get out of jail for free" card.

Person1: I don't know about you, but this place makes me want to hang myself. I have the worst feeling in my whole body and I need to throw up.
Person2: Sounds like you are Taranoid!

Taranoid by ihatetaramore May 16, 2013

taxanoid 

(n.): A person who perceives any tax as being unjustly directed at them, personally and unjustly.

The billionaire, Mr. C. Thornton Hollingsworth, III, and the independent plumber who services his mansion have something in common: they're taxanoids.

taxanoid by BMorris June 22, 2011

Tranoid 

He’s a bad lil bihh and he’s snipped like a barbie. He’s sadly infatuated with Cardi B and always trying to come for peoples necks. Luckily it don’t take much to eat his ass up :)

Person 1: Who’s that boy with the rainbow hair obsessed with Dl’s

Person 2: Oh babes that ain’t nobody but Tranoid

Tranoid by alissa592 November 20, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022