tatumness

The quality and nature of (the) being Channing Tatum, consisting of supreme flawlessness, immaculate beauty, powerful grace, and sheer hotness and total eye candy; what is on the right hand side of Jesus himself (for even Jesus cannot resist this force).

His Tatumness appeared in 22 Jump Street and I basically died.

by kavikirk June 28, 2014

Cleaval Tautness

The section of a woman's shirt in between the breasts that is stretched horizontally by her breasts and/or cleavage. Visually, the stretched shirt material is seen to have ripples that signify the mechanical pressure that the (usually large) breasts exert on their restraints.

Did you see Madison yesterday? Her shirt had significant cleaval tautness due to her massive rack.

by Fetus Keepus March 16, 2022