tatumness 

The quality and nature of (the) being Channing Tatum, consisting of supreme flawlessness, immaculate beauty, powerful grace, and sheer hotness and total eye candy; what is on the right hand side of Jesus himself (for even Jesus cannot resist this force).

His Tatumness appeared in 22 Jump Street and I basically died.

tatumness by kavikirk June 28, 2014

Tateness

Tateness Is Greatness... Something containing the element of Tate Mayfairs about it.

Tate Mayfairs himself is Greatness in the flesh; well known as The Greatest Professional Wrestler To Ever Walk Planet Earth... something containing an element of Tate Mayfairs about it is Tateness and of course Tateness Is Greatness

"I must confess; Tateness Is infact Greatness" "Some people train their whole lives and never achieve Tateness, others are born into it" "I saw Tate Mayfairs knock a guy out whilst completing a rubix cube blindfolded - absolute Tateness"

Tateness by Plato / Aristotle April 27, 2026

Cleaval Tautness 

The section of a woman's shirt in between the breasts that is stretched horizontally by her breasts and/or cleavage. Visually, the stretched shirt material is seen to have ripples that signify the mechanical pressure that the (usually large) breasts exert on their restraints.

Did you see Madison yesterday? Her shirt had significant cleaval tautness due to her massive rack.

Cleaval Tautness by Fetus Keepus March 16, 2022