tattleware
Software that reports your internet usage to someone else. (E.g. your boss, your wife, your pastor) See an example at covenanteyes.com.
tattleware by Cuervo March 4, 2004
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Tattletale
A tattle-tale is a (sort of) righteous person who complains about you every time he catches you doing something you shouldn't do. They are all very annoying.
One day, a tattletale called melvin sneedly caught bob the bully putting a stinkbomb in the teacher's desk to prank him.
He ran to the teacher's office to tell on him. Don't be such a tattletale! screeched bob. Or prepare your a**s later!! Of course he got worse punishment for using a vulagarity. Arrrghh!! Thought bob as he got caned by the teacher. I'm going to get melvin later and punch the daylights out of him! But that's another story.
The end.
He ran to the teacher's office to tell on him. Don't be such a tattletale! screeched bob. Or prepare your a**s later!! Of course he got worse punishment for using a vulagarity. Arrrghh!! Thought bob as he got caned by the teacher. I'm going to get melvin later and punch the daylights out of him! But that's another story.
The end.
Tattletale by DAFAQ DICKMAN June 1, 2017
Photoshop Tattletale
A person that feels the need to point out that Photoshop was used on an image, no matter how super cool or hilarious the results may be. The fact that people ALREADY KNOW that the image is OBVIOUSLY Photoshopped does not discourage them one bit. They think this makes them seem smart or computer savvy.
"Dude, no way is that rooster THAT big, it's Photoshopped...!" "No REALLY, seven foot roosters aren't real...? I had NO idea, quit being such a Photoshop Tattletale, you're spoiling our fun..."
Photoshop Tattletale by Archanimal October 30, 2012
tattlebase
tattlebase by alan holloway August 16, 2007
Tattletale
1. A person (especially a child) who informs the teacher/parent/guardian about others
"John Doe is having a seizure" NOT A TATTLETALE
"Mary Confoogi caused John Doe to have a seizure" IS A TATTLETALE
While some kids think telling is advocating for themselves, it really isn't.
"John Doe is having a seizure" NOT A TATTLETALE
"Mary Confoogi caused John Doe to have a seizure" IS A TATTLETALE
While some kids think telling is advocating for themselves, it really isn't.
Tattletale by BabbleBoy February 5, 2023
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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