Cuervo's definitions

tattleware

Software that reports your internet usage to someone else. (E.g. your boss, your wife, your pastor) See an example at covenanteyes.com.

Vern's wife made him install tattleware after she caught him wanking to hustler.com.

by Cuervo March 4, 2004

oyster

To stick your tongue in someone's nose during sex. (Like French kissing, but further north.)

When he started oystering me, I got so hot I shot my load.

by Cuervo February 6, 2004