Man, while I was shagging Cindy last night, it smelt like something was dying. It must have been her tart beaver
by Mark the dir November 3, 2014
A sex move where you dress as Gene Simmons from KISS and tongue-bang the shit out of a neenish tart while banging your partner from behind.
I was screwing Linda from behind the other night after the KISS show. Just before I came I reached in a bag, pulled out a Neen, took a bite and jammed my tongue deep inside the bugger... That's right, the old Geneish Tart.
by henryboogle November 25, 2014
lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.
(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"
by click here!.. February 28, 2023
He be a bacon hair noobie and gets bullied cause he has no Roux. He loves the cereal bacon flakes and his wife is Albert/ Flamingo and he kisses him too (a lot) He died 335 times this year so that's pretty epic.
by Dhchbsjxhnxdg vbbbn October 28, 2019
An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.
Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2015
by Notterz February 5, 2007
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
by bretney November 27, 2006