An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.
Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2015