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tardy hardy 

In origin, a Canadian-Irish phrase for an artistic talent brought on by multiple generations of family in play brought on by exterior colonial pressures, associated with the animal Tardigrade. Closely linked to resistance, and can manifest as an allergic reaction to environments perceived as alien and obscure . In ancient times, sufferers who showed this allergy in abundance were shunned, and hunted.
Wow, I don't understand how he does that?! It's bizarre. He must have some real Tardy Hardy in him.
tardy hardy by StopJack January 19, 2018
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tardy hardy 

person who wears underwear really low
tardy hardy by tardy hardy 3 June 10, 2024

Handy-tard 

A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.
Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"

Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"

Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"

Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "

sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "

Hard for Tard

"Dude, you're so hard for tard."
Hard for Tard by Psymon- September 21, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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