tardstar 

A mentally retarded person who is exceptionally talented in some way.

Timmy may be severely retarded, but he sings Pavarotti beautifully. He's a real tardstar!

tardstar by TheMadLinguist January 11, 2009

Tardspark 

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.

Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."

Tardspark by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009

tardstroke 

A retarded person who shits his pants all the time, probably because they are retarded.

Hitler is a TARDSTROKE

tardstroke by Monkfishification October 15, 2009

Tardshark 

An overly aggressive, predatory bully who happens to also suffer from a legitimate mental disability.

Look, I know he has Downs Syndrome, but if that Tardshark picks on my kid one more time I'm gonna talk to his parents.

Tardshark by mickeyphantasmo November 17, 2010

Tardtard 

One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:

(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")

In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.

Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."

Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.

The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.

-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?

- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...

-Double-u slash e, tardtard.

-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!

Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008

Tardatarium 

A Tardatarium is a special place for really stupid people to live. It's kind of like a retard-house and kind of like a jail because people are not allowed to leave. It's where the most ignorant retards can be amounst their own kind.

Let's go down to the Tardatarium and laugh at the retards. I heard Erica works in the cafeteria at the Tardatarium.

Tardatarium by Piggly Hoggly December 17, 2008

Tardster 

a (non-literally) retarded hipster. one who acts in a retarded way without having the excuse of being mentally challenged, while simultaneously thinking they're being cooler than everyone around them.

look at that tardster in the red skinny jeans tasting that alligator empanada and acting surprised when it doesn't taste good

Tardster by ihatecomingupwithpseudonyms July 6, 2013