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tardology 

The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'
Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.

Tard Blog 

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher. URL: tardblog.com
Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?
Tard Blog by Maikeru November 28, 2003

Tardologist 

A practictioner of Tardology.
I just got my doctorate in Tardology, I am now an offical Tardologist!"
Tardologist by Baron Von Shnoz January 11, 2011

Tard Blog 

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher written back in 2002. Published by Tucker Max, it was later pulled by him due to the public backlash and the impact on his personal branding. A mirror of the site can be found at www.tardblog.org.
Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?
Tard Blog by cunningdingus August 1, 2011
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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