Maikeru's definitions

Tard Blog

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher. URL: tardblog.com

Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

Saikyo

"The Strongest." Dan Hibiki's totally awesome style of martial arts from the Street Fighter series of video games by Capcom.

"I am Dan Hibiki of the Saikyo Groove!"

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

cheerleader

A member (and possibly the leader) of the Teen Girl Squad. She is the one that asks the burning question: "Are you ready to look SO GOOD!!!!?"

If you look SO GOOD!!!!, then chances are you're probably Cheerleader.

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

monkey

A dance involving bending your knees slightly and moving your arms up and down, left-right-left-right, a la the aforementioned primate.

Popularized (sort of) by the old Cartoon Network show "Johnny Bravo" in America, and by "Overman King Gainer" in Japan.

Johnny Bravo says, "Do the Monkey with me! Come on!!"

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

Adversguise

Ploy used by people making out they have a creative process happening in their grey matter, when there is actually a cold whistling wind, blowing through the cavity between the ears, by ADVERTISING on a creative website, with uninteresting crubbish

"...where you can come to our website if you are stupid, Bla Bla Bla"
Blablabla.com

by Maikeru May 13, 2005

otaku

In Japan: an otaku is someone without a social life whatsoever and is an insult of the highest regard. There is a negative stigma associated to the phrase otherwise that involves a Japanese murderer who killed women because "they didn't have smooth faces like women in anime."
In America: a badge of honor worn by fans of anime, in lieu of simply calling themselves anime fans. Overused slang that has lost its meaning to many fanboys and fangirls.

In Japan: "With the amount of pornography that man buys, it's no wonder they consider him a disgusting otaku."
In America: "Dude, I love Sailor Moon and Utena because they have lesbians in it. I'm such an otaku! ^___^"

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

crubbish

when creative thinking process is used but unfortunately the outcome is rubbish due to the narrow-minded path of thinking.
"This'll be clever if I advertise my business on this fun site, because people might just want to browse for a house in between, Huh, Huh, Huh " (NOT!)

"I fink I will be cleverer dan everyone, and waste spaceses on dat gud interweb site

by Maikeru May 13, 2005