tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

tard whistle by retodded retodd December 1, 2010

tardwhistle 

Someone or something that is funny and retarded at the same time. A comical insult of a place or person.

1) My friend Aaron is a big tardwhistle. (As opposed to my friend Aaron is a jack-ass.)

2) Stop acting like such a tardwhistle!

3) My boss is a real tardwhistle.

4) This place is full of tardwhistles.

tardwhistle by Brian Hodle January 12, 2008