tardwhistle 

Someone or something that is funny and retarded at the same time. A comical insult of a place or person.

1) My friend Aaron is a big tardwhistle. (As opposed to my friend Aaron is a jack-ass.)

2) Stop acting like such a tardwhistle!

3) My boss is a real tardwhistle.

4) This place is full of tardwhistles.

tardwhistle by Brian Hodle January 12, 2008

Tangwhistle 

Someone who attracts a lot of women.

"Yeah, Allen gets all the girls. He's a real tangwhistle."

Tangwhistle by deathclause1 January 12, 2016

tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

tard whistle by retodded retodd December 1, 2010