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I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .
Tard on by anonymous March 5, 2021
A person who gets sexual pleasure from over using the word retard in the hopes that it will offend someone
"you're a retard"

Chill out mate I don't wanna see your tard on, gross.
Tard On by Chickenbore June 1, 2026
When a mentally handicapped person gets an erection.
A retard with a boner has a tard-on.
tard-on by EverynightJunglist May 24, 2009
A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!
someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who
Alright, don't get a tard-on
tard-on by senor g-string December 1, 2010

full-on tard 

Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.
Wow, he is full-on tard by saying that.
full-on tard by Tom Buckley January 10, 2008
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