tard-on

When a mentally handicapped person gets an erection.

A retard with a boner has a tard-on.

by EverynightJunglist May 24, 2009

tard-on

someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who

Alright, don't get a tard-on

by senor g-string November 30, 2010

Tard-Tard

A person who is so stupid they dont deserve being called a reatard once but twice in the same word. This can also be used when the words fucktard, dumbass, and moron just cant portray and person's lack of simple intellegence.

Shut up you tard-tard.

by Erik Lydon March 7, 2005

an IT-tard

This is someone who knows IT and computers but nothing else but pretends expertise in everything!

There is Dixon, expounding on law and history, knows nothing but provides a laugh as an IT-tard!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

'tard

Someone who is stupid, but in an annoying way. In fact, if they were actually mentally retarded it would be a dramatic improvement.

Mason is so stupid that it's pissing me off! He's a real 'tard.

by FRizzo August 6, 2005

Tard

Adjective used to describe one so retarded, they do not deserve the 're'

For Christ's sake, Ben, you freakin' tard!

by Dave hucklesby November 15, 2003

A Tard

A Tard equals sped-
A tard- a clean way of say retards within a book.

Like, stop being a tard.

or look at that f*ck- tard over there, acting all sped.

by M. R. Duriez October 10, 2018