tard-on
tard-on by EverynightJunglist May 24, 2009
Tard-on
A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.
When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.
When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!
Tard-on by Jason's shoes hurt! June 8, 2010
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