tard cake 

retarded pie; refer to the definition of "lidge" :)

dood! ur such a lidgetastic tard cake!

tard cake by tardtastic December 25, 2007

Tard Cake 

A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.

What a Tard Cake!!
What a Full on Ree
100% Tard

Tard Cake by kshjsjsk April 12, 2008

Tard cake 

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

Tard cake by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

Tardcake 

A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.

I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!

Tardcake by Ken Tankerous May 30, 2011

tardcake 

what you call your friends when they act retarded.

hey tardcake how you doin

tardcake by sarah!! February 11, 2007