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tanvi bharadwaj

tanvi is the ugliest slut you will ever see. her crusty ass hair makes her look like an average fuck boy. her glasses make her an ugly ass grandma in her 90s lying on her death bed. the eyeliner is ok in a way but dont hire her as a make up artist. the lord herself wears several braclets and has a pendant hanging around her neck with her cousins nail clipping and a note saying love written by a 5 year old.

DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER MARY JANES. she uses them to grow an inch or 2 to be cool. like that is so uncool just stay short at all times, its good for the economy.

Her royal highness lord farquard, is approximately the size of a gingerbread man and very edibble. however her tiddies sre more eddible.

overall, she is the best person on earth and everyone should be friends with a tanvi bj
gurkin : omg its tanvi bharadwaj
carrot : god she is so pretty
tanvi bharadwaj by Nasty Hoe <3 August 28, 2022
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