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Tandem bike
"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."
Tandem bike by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012
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tanjem • tandem • Tanjeet • Tandem Bike • Tanjer • Tandemonium • Taneem • tanjaminium • Tanjeal • Tanjed
Tandem Turd
Tandem Turd by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019
Tandem Shitting
Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?
Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".
Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".
Tandem Shitting by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012
Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant
A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?
Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...
Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...
Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant by p5yclone June 6, 2011
Power tandem
Two power tops who eat, sleep and ravish two unwilling bound and gagged partners together, simultaneously clasping hands, smiling, looking longingly into each others eyes, sharing a most intimate moment and listening to White Snake.
Power tandem by Power_tandem April 15, 2010
tandem
A term used by street drifters to simplify the act of drifting around together. This term is also used by gamers in GTA, Forza, Need for Speed, etc.
tandem by StrxfestrxfeStrxfw June 25, 2018
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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