tandembate 

When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"

Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!

tandembate by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013

tinderbate 

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.

"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."

tinderbate by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

tandemnation 

a mash-up of tandem and imagination. Tandemnation is mutual creativity. It is play without injury.

We were in perfect tandemnation when the revelation occurred.

tandemnation by tandemnation April 10, 2009

tinderbate 

To swipe through tinder, masturbating to each boy/girl’s picture

Bro I don’t even watch porn anymore I just tinderbate

tinderbate by TheTinderbater999 June 23, 2018

tinderbater 

A guy who has no luck no on Tinder, but still fantasizes about the girls he sees on the app. Even to the point of saving their pictures and masturbating to them.

That guy is on Tinder all the time but never scored any chick from it, he is such a tinderbater.

tinderbater by t.zero April 1, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019