tallunteer

When a tall person sees a genetically inferior person reaching for something and, without solicitation reaches over them to hand it to them. Can be considered a flex or a slight.

Him: Bro you gonna get that for her?

Me: I'm not about to tallunteer, not unless she asks. Don't want my wife hearing I tallunteered to help another female. Be better to show up with lipstick on my collar.

tallunteer by Zander7950 November 10, 2020

toldunteered 

The act of being instructed to do something or fill a role when no one else would do it.

No one would volunteer to unload the dishwasher so I was toldunteered to do it.

toldunteered by HowMuchForTheRibs May 15, 2023

Y'allunteer 

1. when influencers on social media post something to get people to "do a thing" without actually doing it his or herself and expecting to get credit for the idea / loved by society for saying it (without having to life a finger to do themselves... like puppeteers)

2. when influencers or celebrities post something about some "utopian societal change" (while enjoying the leisure of conversational distance / deniability) without consideration of the steps to reach said ideal or state esp. and having no real concern about the potential for people to get hurt

Celebrities sure do love to y'allunteer is to save the environment while they travel in their private yachts and jets.

Y'allunteer by Hickory_Fist July 11, 2020