Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

toldunteered

The act of being instructed to do something or fill a role when no one else would do it.

No one would volunteer to unload the dishwasher so I was toldunteered to do it.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 15, 2023