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National smack your tallest friend day (October 31) 

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

The Tallest Man on Earth 

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

Almighty Tallest Purple 

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.
Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."

Tallest Midget 

The "Tallest Midget" is when someone or something is the best at something, but that something isn't anything special. The tallest midget is the tallest one of his group - but although he is the tallest midget - he is still, at the end of the day, a midget. Also could be called the "Hottest Garbageman".
Fans of the Clemson Tigers are jubilant after their victory in the 2011 ACC Championship Game. What they fail to realize is, while they are the ACC Championship, they are still the tallest midget.
Tallest Midget by Whamdaddy September 4, 2012

National Slap Your Tallest Friend day 

National slap your tallest fried day is on November 4th .
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller
Walk up to them ask if you can slap them because its "National Slap Your Tallest Friend Day", if they say no you can still slap them either way.

Almighty Tallest 

The two aliens in Invader Zim who are head of the Irken Empire. They are called this because they are the tallest of the Irkens.
The Almighty Tallest sent Zim to Earth on a fake mission just so they could get rid of him.
Almighty Tallest by Katie December 5, 2003