tall grass 

pubic hair longer than two inches. can't see the skin. can't find the right hole. squatchy crotch. makes sex difficult and unattractive. lice and ticks inhabit tall grass along with warts, crabs and STD's.

i had to search through my girlfriends tall grass.
i found a tick in my tall grass.

the lice loved the tall grass due to the warmth of it compared to the head.

tall grass by andrew104 June 5, 2012

tall grass 

for tall grass hen your short my guys you'll see

When the 2 dwarfs ran through the tall grass they kept laughing because it kept ticklingthere balls

tall grass by DwarfPedo November 12, 2020

head for the tall grass 

To hide, or make oneself scarce when trouble goes down.

When the shit goes down, don't let me catch you heading for the tall grass, pussy. Stand with me and be a man!

head for the tall grass by Diggler December 23, 2004

in the tall grass 

movie..... no boobs...... big sad.........

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK In the small ass in the tall grass maybe ass

in the tall grass by fine ass white bitch January 22, 2021

Can't walk in the tall grass

Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.

1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"

Can't walk in the tall grass by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022

Tall blade of grass 

Someone who sticks out more than everyone else. You don’t want to be this person when the lawnmower is coming towards you.

Don’t be that tall blade of grass in jail running your mouth off.

Tall blade of grass by Imalostcause May 27, 2022

a tall glass of water 

Something someone refers to as a woman who is tall and they find sexy.

“Damn! That woman is a tall glass of water!”

a tall glass of water by Pandamaggie December 15, 2017