One of
da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in
da very center of
da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif
da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen
da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him --- not to mention everyone else in
da photo --- look ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in
da department was if
da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.