One of da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "
little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in da very center of da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him ---
not to mention everyone else in da photo --- look
ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in da department was if da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.