Taking a bath

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).

Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020

taking a bath

sitting in a bath tub full of bubbles listening to sad music and crying for no reason

“I’m taking a bath”
“You good man? what’s wrong?”

by chicalatte October 18, 2019

Taking a Bath

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was.

"Can Nick come out and play?"
"No, sorry, he's taking a bath."

by chefpaul April 6, 2005

Taking a Bath in Chocolate

When something is impressive, entertaining, or enjoyable, it is like "taking a bath in chocolate".

"I really enjoyed watching this band. It was like taking a bath in chocolate."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Taking a Bath in Chocolate

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate

taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it

by butt crack billy May 21, 2006

upstairs taking a bath

Old gangster slang that means the subject was murdered, usually gruesomly; such as if they are laying in a pool of their own blood, being dissolved in acid, were drowned, actually being chopped up in a bathtub, etc.

Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".

Johnny: Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.

by NerfButWithoutHasbro January 28, 2026

Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out

Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”

by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026