2 definitions by chefpaul

Taking a Bath

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was.

"Can Nick come out and play?"
"No, sorry, he's taking a bath."

by chefpaul April 6, 2005

Going to Grandmas

The act of first dating a hideous girl with really hairy arms and then ditching her to maturbate and play video games.

"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."

by chefpaul April 6, 2005