Also known as tih. A form of hypertraditional monogamous relationship in which the man and woman agree that the man's word is final. A code word for families in which the father/husband/male is allowed to take action that result in a lifetime of therapy for the female/children. Ought to be outlawed, but seems to be widely practiced by judges in Texas and other morons.
"Clementine, there's too much starch in these-here shirts. You know the penalty!"
"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"
"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."
(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)
"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"
"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."
(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)
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taken in hand • take your foot in your hand • Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about • taken and in love • Taken roughly in the barn • 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore • You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor. • take in • take in a cock • Take in the milk
A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
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