take a crap
take a crap by Jaimev July 27, 2005
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Take A Crap
Take A Crap by Drop a POO November 20, 2013
take a crap out of your mouth
Peter: Geez, man! Karen is such a *&#@% in a %$@&%$# with a &@$%$& on her @%$#^.
Sam: Wow, watch it dude! Karen's my girlfriend!
Alecia: Yeah, Peter. Way to take a crap out of your mouth.
Sam: Wow, watch it dude! Karen's my girlfriend!
Alecia: Yeah, Peter. Way to take a crap out of your mouth.
take a crap out of your mouth by MissTwix March 28, 2009
Drop a crap and take a nap
To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.
Drop a crap and take a nap by Vinderex December 25, 2019
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap
A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap by General America December 19, 2010
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