takario

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Takario is the MOST unserious ever. This person cracks jokes in times of sadness, intending to make you feel better. They are unlikable and they mostly have a SLOPE head. They date the most beautiful girl ever by the name of Marissa. They are fortune tellers and are good at their job.

Dummy 1 : Hey man! Have you seen Takario in the halls??

Dummy 2 : I mean yea, but he went into the stairwell with that girl Marissa.

takario by THEONLYDUMMY February 29, 2024

Words you can keep

Tamarion

Hes a real ass goon most likely to be the coolest in the group and overall just a real nigga

Girl: yall know Tamarion hes soo hot🥵

Tamarion by MarSlattyyy November 22, 2021

Related Words

takario • Tamarios • tamarion • tanarion • tavarion • Tadarion • takari • tabario • tacario • Tacarious

Tadarion

The realist nigga alive

There goes Tadarion

Tadarion by Yeahttjjj December 7, 2019

Tacarious

A real nigga with them bands

I know a real nigga named Tacarious

Tacarious by Juneg 131 November 28, 2018

Tamarios

An outgoing cool loyal and Majestic kid.

Tamarios has Majestic vibes

Tamarios by AyethatkidLit June 29, 2019

Tadarion

The realest nigga alive

There goes Tadarion

Tadarion by Yeahttjjj December 7, 2019

takari

A tall nice built sexy guy. He has the sweetest most caring heart but doesn't show it. He makes mistakes but who doesn't? He has such respect for females and when he falls in love he falls hard. He'll do anything for anybody and he has such an incredible and meaning way with words and he can be romantic at times. He loves making people happy and making girls smile and when he has a girlfriend? She is his world. He's totally honest and shows so much affection. However, he has a hardtime letting people in but when he does open up to you, you'll know it. He's extremely funny and has the most beautiful smile. He has such a big heart . He 's trustworthy and he tries his absolute best in anything . He plays sports and he 's the dream guy every girl wants.

Girl 1: hey you see that cute guy over there
Girl 2: which one?
Girl 1: the tall light skin one
Girl 2: Oh girl he looks like a takari he so damn fine
Girl 1: girl who you telling? That's gone be bae just watch

takari by jasmineisgorgeous June 4, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026