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Taizon is one of the biggest assholes you will ever meet. You will not be drawn to his "charming personality" although you will be moved by his care and compassion towards other. Never forget he is still the biggest asshole you will ever meet.
My name is Taizon
taizon by PVDC May 8, 2017

Macedonian Tazooni 

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)
'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'

Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle 

a 1975 French/Belgian adult animated comedy film. It is a parody of the 1932 film Tarzan the Ape Man directed by cartoonist Picha and Boris Szulzinger. The film was the first foreign-animated film to receive an X rating in the United States.
Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle is the worst film
He’s very kind and can be too kind sometimes he also can be very annoying to someone he really likes or loves, doesn’t let anyone take advantage of him knows his worth and is a great athlete.
Taizhon is a very kind hearted person.
Taizhon by Taizhon November 22, 2023
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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