tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

tainted wind by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

Tinted Windows 

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

Tinted Windows by Scalcar April 25, 2009

tinted window 

a guy fucks a girl doggy style in front of a window then pulls out and lets his friend take over without the girl knowing then the original guy sneaks out and walks by the open window and waves at the girl

"you should've seen the look on that girl's face when we tinted windowed her!"

tinted window by The Lube Dogg July 30, 2003

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

Tinted Windoe

When a white chick fake-tans till she looks like a well done steak.

Look at this ignorant ass tinted windoe.

Tinted Windoe by Burnt Salad November 18, 2015

tinted windows 

A vehicle filled with black people.

Oh shit, Bob. There appears to be a car approaching us with tinted windows. Let's get the fuck out of here before we get shot.

tinted windows by seth rogen's anal beads October 14, 2008

Tinted Windows 

Commonly used on white vans with typically a male rapist inside and allows for people not to see whay is going on inside

Josh: Yo did you see that white van roll by?
Kim:Yeah it had tinted windows.
Josh:i wonder whays going on in there

Tinted Windows by WassupMyNiggA October 3, 2016