taint weasel 

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

taint weasel by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

Taunt the one-eyed weasel 

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

Taunt the one-eyed weasel by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017