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Taunt the one-eyed weasel
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Euphemism
for
masturbation
.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No
sorry
, I gotta
go
taunt the one-eyed
weasel
."
Taunt the one-eyed weasel
by
DirtyDan'sBiggestFan
July 20, 2017
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