Taiwhine-ese

Someone from Taiwan who constantly whines that they aren't Chinese. When everyone knows there is no difference.

me - "Hey Shaonung, you are Chinese, what’s the Chinese word for this?” (takes finger to outer edge of eye and pulls towards temple)
Shaonung - "I am not Chinese, I AM Taiwanese!"
me - "You are a Taiwhine-ese, give it a rest”

by doctoroctos December 15, 2008